OMG WTF Hell This Is Crazy

 I ordered the book I Slept With Joey Ramone by Mickey Leigh and it's coming August 3rd. I can't wait to read it. However, I'm getting really nervous about it because when I read all these excerpts and reviews on that book, I found out that almost everything that happened to Joey happened to me and most of those things are the last things I would ever want to admit to. Starting with the fact that when I used to share a room with my sister, she didn't want to share a room with me because I was the ultimate slob. Next is the fact that I had two surgeries and a bunch of scars on my neck. The second surgery pissing me off to no end because it cut short my career in roller derby. I was on the team for almost 2 years but I could never, get rostered because I couldn't get the medical clearance. I had my first surgery when I was an infant because I had this parasite thing growing out of my neck and it had to be removed. I had the second surgery 3 years ago to remove calcified scar tissue out of the exact same area. But if anybody asks, I'll tell them that Nancy bit me. Then there are my school records that have OCD and Aspergers written all over them. Do I need to say more. Even weirder is how I brought this book into my life. It was probably because I have this virtual punk band based so directly off of real life that I'm even using people's real names as the characters. And finally the weirdest thing yet is that I had no idea how much I am like Joey all I knew was that I had been a Ramones super fan since I was 11 years old. I'm predicting that when I read this book I'll either become even more creative than I already am or I'll want to kill myself but I know that the first one is going to be true. Now that I know all of this anybody who says that I share a brain with Joey Ramone is going to get punched in the face really hard. Ya know.